gmonkey42: cartoon Sephiroth (tavington)
gmonkey42 ([personal profile] gmonkey42) wrote2008-08-15 09:33 pm

hilarious? distubring? or BOTH?

I ordered Roundtable Pizza for dinner and when I went to pick it up, I saw something crazy. You know how in restaurants they sometimes have coloring sheets for the kids? They had one of the Roundtable knight reading a book. A kid, "Bobby, age 12," had colored it in and written on the blank book cover "BIBLE" and there was a cross. OK, I'm an atheist but that's pretty harmless, right?

On the knight's chest, he'd drawn a bigger cross and written "INQUISITION." Yeah. There are a few possibilities here:

1. The kid's fundie parents had fed him a Disneyfied version of the Inquisition and he didn't really know what it meant.

2. He did know that it was pretty much the same as making Pizza Knight a Nazi, and was batshit crazy enough to do it anyway.

3. "Bobby" is not in fact a 12-year-old but rather an adult with an awesomely twisted sense of humor.


In any case, I, for one, did not expect it.


[rim shot]