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horrifying Halloween costumes
Be cute and racist!
"Sexy" and "Trekkie" do NOT belong together. But it could be worse. They could have a male version.
As if Jeremy Sumpter's Lifetime channel teenager-addicted-to-porn movie weren't enough of an affront to decency.
Did they take a normal secretary costume and just randomly chop bits off of it? $48.99 for $1.50-worth of fabric.
Dear God, what is that thing on her head?!
Giant, fake boobs sold separately.
When Hermione-Sue authors go too far.
A female Sherlock Holmes in a bare-midriff shirt. You can't make this shit up. Too bad she's not holding a pipe suggestively in front of her mouth.
If they're going for some kind of anime character, she's actually a little too covered up.
Not too horrible except how the hell do you walk in it?
"Honey Girl": because coming right out and calling it "hooker" would be tacky.
Mini-me sold separately.
What the shit is "Chamber Matrix"? Just get some hot pants and a bra, attach two random words to it and call it a costume. Works for me.
...no comment
Carry a little sign that says "From Hell" in case the half-exposed bossoms are too subtle.
Yeah, golf. That's really sexy. Coming next year: "Sexy Bowler!"
Sexualizing Girl Scouts. Nothing borderline criminal about that.
"Sexy" and "Trekkie" do NOT belong together. But it could be worse. They could have a male version.
As if Jeremy Sumpter's Lifetime channel teenager-addicted-to-porn movie weren't enough of an affront to decency.
Did they take a normal secretary costume and just randomly chop bits off of it? $48.99 for $1.50-worth of fabric.
Dear God, what is that thing on her head?!
Giant, fake boobs sold separately.
When Hermione-Sue authors go too far.
A female Sherlock Holmes in a bare-midriff shirt. You can't make this shit up. Too bad she's not holding a pipe suggestively in front of her mouth.
If they're going for some kind of anime character, she's actually a little too covered up.
Not too horrible except how the hell do you walk in it?
"Honey Girl": because coming right out and calling it "hooker" would be tacky.
Mini-me sold separately.
What the shit is "Chamber Matrix"? Just get some hot pants and a bra, attach two random words to it and call it a costume. Works for me.
...no comment
Carry a little sign that says "From Hell" in case the half-exposed bossoms are too subtle.
Yeah, golf. That's really sexy. Coming next year: "Sexy Bowler!"
Sexualizing Girl Scouts. Nothing borderline criminal about that.