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Remember my recent post which contained a sarcastic line about Snape not being able to text other wizards on their cell phones? I had a dream that I was watching a Harry Potter movie (animated!) and Snape had a video phone. Not a cell phone; it was huge like a 1960s computer and it had a phonograph... horn thingy stuck on top of it. If people who'd never taken Muggle Studies tried to make a video phone, that's probably exactly what it'd look like. Weird.
Sep. 9th, 2005
horrifying Halloween costumes
Sep. 9th, 2005 10:35 amBe cute and racist!
"Sexy" and "Trekkie" do NOT belong together. But it could be worse. They could have a male version.
As if Jeremy Sumpter's Lifetime channel teenager-addicted-to-porn movie weren't enough of an affront to decency.
Did they take a normal secretary costume and just randomly chop bits off of it? $48.99 for $1.50-worth of fabric.
Dear God, what is that thing on her head?!
Giant, fake boobs sold separately.
When Hermione-Sue authors go too far.
A female Sherlock Holmes in a bare-midriff shirt. You can't make this shit up. Too bad she's not holding a pipe suggestively in front of her mouth.
If they're going for some kind of anime character, she's actually a little too covered up.
Not too horrible except how the hell do you walk in it?
"Honey Girl": because coming right out and calling it "hooker" would be tacky.
Mini-me sold separately.
What the shit is "Chamber Matrix"? Just get some hot pants and a bra, attach two random words to it and call it a costume. Works for me.
...no comment
Carry a little sign that says "From Hell" in case the half-exposed bossoms are too subtle.
Yeah, golf. That's really sexy. Coming next year: "Sexy Bowler!"
Sexualizing Girl Scouts. Nothing borderline criminal about that.
"Sexy" and "Trekkie" do NOT belong together. But it could be worse. They could have a male version.
As if Jeremy Sumpter's Lifetime channel teenager-addicted-to-porn movie weren't enough of an affront to decency.
Did they take a normal secretary costume and just randomly chop bits off of it? $48.99 for $1.50-worth of fabric.
Dear God, what is that thing on her head?!
Giant, fake boobs sold separately.
When Hermione-Sue authors go too far.
A female Sherlock Holmes in a bare-midriff shirt. You can't make this shit up. Too bad she's not holding a pipe suggestively in front of her mouth.
If they're going for some kind of anime character, she's actually a little too covered up.
Not too horrible except how the hell do you walk in it?
"Honey Girl": because coming right out and calling it "hooker" would be tacky.
Mini-me sold separately.
What the shit is "Chamber Matrix"? Just get some hot pants and a bra, attach two random words to it and call it a costume. Works for me.
...no comment
Carry a little sign that says "From Hell" in case the half-exposed bossoms are too subtle.
Yeah, golf. That's really sexy. Coming next year: "Sexy Bowler!"
Sexualizing Girl Scouts. Nothing borderline criminal about that.
OK guys, I have a confession to make. It started out innocently enough. I wanted to make a journal where I could post jokes and crap about Harry Potter. I wanted to fit in. The lies started piling up, slowly at first but then they just snowballed. But I can't do it any more. I've made so many friends in the fandom and we've all shared so much of ourselves. The lies have to stop.
I am actually an 80-year-old Hungarian prison inmate.
I'm sorry.
I am actually an 80-year-old Hungarian prison inmate.
I'm sorry.
I hate Harmony. Not so much the concept as the name. I know some people don't like the older, more standarized system because it can result in silly-sounding names like "Snupin" but at least you can figure out which characters it refers to. What's Choco? Cho and... Colin Creevey?