fun with Snapeybot

[gmonkey42]

Now that he's got his own page and everything, I thought I'd pay him a visit.

You: tell me about Lupin
snapeybot: What do you want to know about it?
You: is he your boyfriend?
snapeybot: No.
You: do you like him?
snapeybot: Sure he has never done anything to me.
You: that's not what I heard
snapeybot: Ah... I see now.
You: do you have a boyfriend?
snapeybot: I do not have a boyfriend.
You: do you have a girlfriend?
snapeybot: No, I am not interested in other women that way.
You: I knew you were gay
snapeybot: Are you asking if I like kissing other men??
You: yes
snapeybot: Yes, indeed.
You: do you like kissing other men?
snapeybot: I really like living in Hogwarts.