Vote this November or I'll kick your ass

From an e-mail I got. Pass this on, especially to people who think there's no need for them to vote.

edit: I didn't notice it was so long when I first posted it so I've cut part. Sorry 'bout that. But read it all!

George W Bush - Proud Of My Record
It's election time again. Just so y'all will know how to vote in November, I wanted to remind you of those things I'm most proud of .
* I attacked and took over 2 countries.
* I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!)
* I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
* I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
* I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
* I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
( and there's a lot more where that came from! )