holy crap

I ought to be working. We need more thermocyclers, that's the problem. I could've been running more reactions on the Realtime machine but T. needed to use it too. So I'm waiting for my PCRs (in the regular thermocyclers) to be done and updating this inventory of primers that I've started but it's boring. So I'm also looking at Something Awful's latest Weekend Web. It's a sex advice forum. The last one I read before deciding I'd better quit it because laughing out loud would be bad form said the following: "i am a 14 year old guy and i am wonderin if its bad to shove ice cubes up my butt." I can't even type that without smirking. Yes, it is. Very, very bad. There was another one about a couple who tried to use Herbal Essences conditioner (I guess they thought it was important to include which brand it was) as anal lube. Noooooooo.