I am an April Fool

A coworker told me we had an issue of The American Journal of Human Genetics, if I was interested. So I had a look at the table of contents and I thought "bah, this is all human stuff... oh. Right."

Fortunately, I didn't say it out loud.

But at least I didn't get fooled by all your claims of being fired and breaking up with partners and all that. That is, I got fooled by some of them but not all of them.

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