yeah, that lasted about five minutes

I'm still here. But I'm going to try not to read any more spoilers. I haven't yet.

OK then.

look at me totally not reading the spoilers

There are spoilers on Diagon Alley and here I am not reading them!

See, I can quit any time I want.

well, that's interesting

Thinking it was a joke, I read the first page. It doesn't sound like JKR's style at all. But if it's a joke then it should have more funny. Maybe it gets funny later but I don't want to risk it.

So. Click at your own risk. Before a horde of lawyers shuts it down and sets the internet on fire.

Sorry, link removed -- it was made friends-only anyway.

I'm not joking. Whether this is a joke or hoax on someone else's part remains to be seen.

OK, I mean it this time, no more internet for me until after I've read it. For serious.