no, not ham, you fat #@$%!

Presents. Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.

I'm going to be horribly insensitive and list the loot I got. Here we go:

• Sims 2! I'm installing it right now.
  ETA wait, not Sims 2, sorry, I meant the Nightlife expansion pack. I've had Sims 2 for a while.


• Katamari Damacy: It's Cheaper Than Dropping Acid


• Kingdom Hearts


• not technically a present but my brother lent me his PS2 indefinitely since he doesn't use it any more


• [scrubs] DVD


• Jay & Silent Bob go to Degrassi DVD


• chocolate!


• The Truth (with jokes) by Al Franken


• A set of little dishes and a butane torch (fire! fire!) to make creme brulee