It's funny because it's true

Check out Penny Arcade today:

I secured several Harry Potter products which (and I am being generous) do not adhere to canon. Although, the Lucius/Snape pairing appears to take place during their time at school, so for all I know that one might be legitimate.

Now I wish I hadn't gotten rid of my Lucius/Snape icon because I could totally use it right now.