I like Chevy's salsa
Apr. 11th, 2006 11:39 amThe problem: Chevy's sells the salsa n' chips as a combo. I'm pretty sure you can't buy just the salsa. I love the salsa and I always finish it with a good half bag of not-particularly-good chips left. I need more salsa.
The solution: Um, steal some aborted fetuses then stick the stem cells next to a Chevy's, thereby growing my own Chevy's where I can get all the free salsa I want? It worked for Cartman.
I'll bet I could totally get some stem cells. I'll just fill out a Purchase Order for them. And I'll be all "I need these stem cells. For SCIENCE."
The solution: Um, steal some aborted fetuses then stick the stem cells next to a Chevy's, thereby growing my own Chevy's where I can get all the free salsa I want? It worked for Cartman.
I'll bet I could totally get some stem cells. I'll just fill out a Purchase Order for them. And I'll be all "I need these stem cells. For SCIENCE."