Buy this dress!

Argh, I had to relist my dress on eBay because nobody bid on it. I reduced the starting price to $15. See the eBay listing for this awesome dress by clicking here!

Save me, water monkey!

I was on my way to go snowboarding and I seem to have teleported to the bottom of the ocean! Oh noes!

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Trying to download Stephen Colbert's awesome speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner (links here) on my crappy dial-up connection.

Somehow, I don't think shaking my fist and saying "download faster!" is doing any good.

Argh, I'll just have to watch it at work tomorrow. Heh heh, that's one advantage of coming in early.