Gaaaaah! My teeeeeeth!

SOMEONE PLEASE JUST HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER!

My brother recommended sitting with my head over a pot of boiling water with a towel over my head to help clear my sinuses. I'm going to give that a try.

I hate this! Hate it!

...normal posts to resume whenever the crap this cold goes away. So, at this rate, that'll be sometime in August. 2007.

I must be on the mend because I'm posting about something other than my cold!

Good news: not about my cold.
Bad news: it's a meme.
Rules du jour:
1. Put numbers in the boxes instead of x's (example: 1, 2, 3, 4...)
2. Repost as "I have lived through ___ of these 158 things."
And - GMonkey bonus! - with my comments after each apparently arbitrary section!
( the 158 things )