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BOOK 7 COVERS!
Mar. 28th, 2007 01:04 pmBOOK SEVEEEEEEEEEEN!
Um... it's just Harry. And some shadowy figures in the background, who could be absolutely anybody. And it's sunset and he's in some kind of arena. (It's possible the guy on the show explains it more but I'm at work and can't hear the sound.)
So, dear reader, what can we conclude about the Deathly Hallows from this picture? Bonus points if it's funny.
ETA OH SNAP, IT'S VOLDEMORT!. I didn't watch the whole video, maybe they showed the back cover on that too.
OK, I know what's going on: the whole story was actually an elaborate musical and this is the final act, with Harry and Voldemort's big number and a bunch of high-kicking Death Eaters in the background. Harry and Voldie are about to do jazzy hands.
Seriously, what's with the curtains and random rubble in the foreground? Wait, SIRIUSly! We're looking through the Veil from Sirius' (and Cedric's and Dumbledore's and probably by this point half the cast's) POV! Maybe. And Voldemort has blown the roof off the Ministry for some reason. Unless the Death Arena or whatever it's called has a magic ceiling like the Great Hall and the kids just didn't notice it when they were there in OotP because it was dark.
That's totally what it is. I'm not even 100% kidding.
EagainTA U.K. COVER ART! double-yoo tee eff. LMAO, it's Ronface. So now we know that in Book 7:
1. Harry and Voldemort fight an epic battle, or possibly sing a duet, in an arena.
and
2. The trio falls down a hole and lands in a bunch of pirate treasure. (And Ron is still a wuss and basically useless.)
I guess those of you who predicted that Book 7 would deviate from the Year-at-Hogwarts theme and instead be Harry Potter: the Video Game: Quest for the Horcruxes were right. Voldemort is the end boss. You have to wait till he stops flying around and he stands still laughing maniacally and then you have to hit him three times on the forehead with a laser and he explodes.
And finally, clues from the U.K. adult cover:
The locket that Regulus took and then Mundungus stole it and when the Death Eaters attack 12 Grimmauld Place Harry will think all is lost but it's really OK is going to be important. Well duh.
Um... it's just Harry. And some shadowy figures in the background, who could be absolutely anybody. And it's sunset and he's in some kind of arena. (It's possible the guy on the show explains it more but I'm at work and can't hear the sound.)
So, dear reader, what can we conclude about the Deathly Hallows from this picture? Bonus points if it's funny.
ETA OH SNAP, IT'S VOLDEMORT!. I didn't watch the whole video, maybe they showed the back cover on that too.
OK, I know what's going on: the whole story was actually an elaborate musical and this is the final act, with Harry and Voldemort's big number and a bunch of high-kicking Death Eaters in the background. Harry and Voldie are about to do jazzy hands.
Seriously, what's with the curtains and random rubble in the foreground? Wait, SIRIUSly! We're looking through the Veil from Sirius' (and Cedric's and Dumbledore's and probably by this point half the cast's) POV! Maybe. And Voldemort has blown the roof off the Ministry for some reason. Unless the Death Arena or whatever it's called has a magic ceiling like the Great Hall and the kids just didn't notice it when they were there in OotP because it was dark.
That's totally what it is. I'm not even 100% kidding.
EagainTA U.K. COVER ART! double-yoo tee eff. LMAO, it's Ronface. So now we know that in Book 7:
1. Harry and Voldemort fight an epic battle, or possibly sing a duet, in an arena.
and
2. The trio falls down a hole and lands in a bunch of pirate treasure. (And Ron is still a wuss and basically useless.)
I guess those of you who predicted that Book 7 would deviate from the Year-at-Hogwarts theme and instead be Harry Potter: the Video Game: Quest for the Horcruxes were right. Voldemort is the end boss. You have to wait till he stops flying around and he stands still laughing maniacally and then you have to hit him three times on the forehead with a laser and he explodes.
And finally, clues from the U.K. adult cover:
The locket that Regulus took and then Mundungus stole it and when the Death Eaters attack 12 Grimmauld Place Harry will think all is lost but it's really OK is going to be important. Well duh.
