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THE BEST KIRK/MCCOY FIC YOU WILL EVER READ EVER

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"QUICK, INTO THE WOODS, IT'LL NEVER LOOK FOR US THERE!" JIM SPRANG TOWARDS THE WOODS LIKE A RABBIT CHASING A CARROT.

"WHAT THE FUCK JIM, BEARS LIVE IN THE WOODS! OF COURSE IT'LL LOOK FOR US THERE!!" LEONARD SCREAMED AS HE RAN AFTER JIM LIKE A RABBIT RUNNING AFTER ANOTHER RABBIT.

THE BEAR CRAWLED OVER THE WINDOW LEDGE AND RAN AFTER THEM LIKE IT WAS CHASING TWO RABBITS AND A CARROT.

BECAUSE BEARS ARE OMNIVOURUS.

SO IT WOULD EAT THE CARROT TOO.

YEAH.