Writer's Block: What is your life sentence?

[Error: unknown template qotd]I was going to say "Entirely too focused on academic achievement," but that's not actually a sentence.

Hmm.

Is it cheating if I count a contraction as one word? Haha, how about "I can be a little pedantic?"

This is fun!

"Nerdy scientist seeks similar for sexyfuntimes!"

It counts as one word if I just run them together, right? That's totally a word.

I think I'll conclude with:

"I'm a pirate; that explains everything."

ETA: Bonus! Click the link above "View X Answers" to see a staggering number of people fail to grasp (or just ignore) the concept of "six word sentence!"

afternoon update

1. My original plan was to come to the lab for a few hours before Seminar to work on my thesis stuff (priority 1: IACUC application!) but there's a thesis defense this afternoon, so instead I arrived shortly before Seminar then worked on my IACUC application and now I'm about to go to the thesis defense for free food - I mean to support my fellow student - no, mainly it's the free food. I helped this student with her subtidal work!

2. I thought there would be more bullet points but the defense starts at 4:00 so I need to go down to the seminar room in a minute. Uhhhh. I really thought there was something else to post. I'm hungry. My flu is getting better. I'm still a little congested but it's like 80% better now.

3. Oh! I remember what the other thing was: I'm listening to Pandora Radio and a song came on and I thought "wow, I like this! Who is this?" And it was Jason Mraz. I think I have to punch myself in the face.