blind leading the blind here
Jul. 29th, 2005 11:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gmonkey42http://www.unplug.com/great/: advice on web design by people who clearly don't know a goddamn thing about web design. Such as:
"tip #60 - use frames,"
"tip #87 - use GIF animation,"
and
"tip #96 - get HTML editors" which would be OK except it includes "I can highly recommend Microsoft FrontPage."
"If you follow these and other exciting tips, you too can have a web site almost as ugly as ours."
OK, it doesn't really say that last bit.
But cripes, that is one amateurish-looking site right there. I'm sure it's possible to make decent graphics using exclusively MS Paint but it's much, much more likely you'll end up with a crappy site like this one. Maybe I'm just biased because my graphics use more than 6 colors.
And it's not easy to find things. Just now, I was thinking "was the FrontPage reference in 'Beginning Tips' or 'Advanced Tips?'" It's a pitty they don't have a tip that says "make things easy to find" because that would have been deliciously ironic.
ETA: wait a minute, those drop shadows on the text? They had to have used a decent program! And one of their tips is "tip #30 - master your graphics tools." OK, that's my irony quota filled.
"tip #60 - use frames,"
"tip #87 - use GIF animation,"
and
"tip #96 - get HTML editors" which would be OK except it includes "I can highly recommend Microsoft FrontPage."
"If you follow these and other exciting tips, you too can have a web site almost as ugly as ours."
OK, it doesn't really say that last bit.
But cripes, that is one amateurish-looking site right there. I'm sure it's possible to make decent graphics using exclusively MS Paint but it's much, much more likely you'll end up with a crappy site like this one. Maybe I'm just biased because my graphics use more than 6 colors.
And it's not easy to find things. Just now, I was thinking "was the FrontPage reference in 'Beginning Tips' or 'Advanced Tips?'" It's a pitty they don't have a tip that says "make things easy to find" because that would have been deliciously ironic.
ETA: wait a minute, those drop shadows on the text? They had to have used a decent program! And one of their tips is "tip #30 - master your graphics tools." OK, that's my irony quota filled.
