stupid spam subject line
Feb. 8th, 2007 10:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gmonkey42OK, get this: "she'll be running away from your dick." I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of what the potential customers want. "They'll be fighting each other with nailbats just to get a glimpse of your awe-inspiring junk" would be better.
I know they really mean "it'll be so big, she'll be scared of it" but that's both stupid and misogynist, which is worse than just stupid because "just stupid" is often also "hilarious."
Also, this just in: L.S. Langsam "wanna sex with [me]!" and Changes says "[I] a winner!" Yay! That's probably why L.S. wanna sex with me, L.S. has very discerning tastes and only wanna sex with winners.
I know they really mean "it'll be so big, she'll be scared of it" but that's both stupid and misogynist, which is worse than just stupid because "just stupid" is often also "hilarious."
Also, this just in: L.S. Langsam "wanna sex with [me]!" and Changes says "[I] a winner!" Yay! That's probably why L.S. wanna sex with me, L.S. has very discerning tastes and only wanna sex with winners.
