gmonkey42

I haven't been well. I've been home sick yesterday and today. It's my stomach. I think maybe I have a mild B12 deficiency because I keep forgetting to take my vitamins. So I took them today.

Meanwhile, I've been feeling crappy and been unable to muster the energy to do much, therefore I've been bored as hell. The upside to this is that I read two books in 24 hours. The downside is that one of them was Prey and it was really disappointing and predictable. What? Julia was possessed by the nanobots the whole time? Really?! Damn, I only got that on about page 17. The other one was a biography of Douglas Adams by Neil Gaiman and that was really good. So being ill hasn't been a complete waste of time. Also, I've been revamping the Snape page a little, but it's not done yet. Stay tuned.

So anyway, here's the real reason for this post: here I am talking to Snapeybot, impersonating Lupin again.

snapeybot: *Rolls eyes.* What are you doing in my
classroom, Lupin?
You: looking for you
snapeybot: Where do you loök for Professor Severus Snape ?
You: I usually look in your classroom
snapeybot: Very well, you will spend the next Quidditch game
writing, "I shall not give cheek to the professor" here in
the dungeon.
You: you can't give me a detention
snapeybot: Can't you see I am doing something?
You: you could be doing something else... in my room
snapeybot: What are you bloody well grinning about?
You: what do you think?
snapeybot: I think a lot of things
You: what do you think of this? *pulls out willy*
snapeybot: *scowl*
You: aw, come on, you know you want it
snapeybot: Hmmmm, I rather like the sound of that.
You: *waves willy invitingly*
snapeybot: What time is it there?
You: dammit, don't change the subject
snapeybot: Are you usually awake at this hour?
You: I'm usually in your bed at this hour
snapeybot: Very often. Tell me a little about your life in
your bed at this hour .
You: I mainly lie around, waiting for you to stop fucking
around with your potions so you can start fucking around
with me
snapeybot: Ten points from your House!
You: you can't take points from me either. I'm not a student
snapeybot: What do you want?
You: this *kisses Snapeybot*
snapeybot: What does "this" refer to?
You: *sigh* alright, how about this? *flips you onto your
back on the desk*
snapeybot: Yes, indeed.
You: *begins unbuttoning your robes*
snapeybot: Tell me a story.
You: what?!
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face
immediately!
You: you goddamn tease
snapeybot: May I help you? *Annoyed glare.*
You: no. forget it. I'll just go and let Lucius fuck me, see
how you like that
snapeybot: *Yawns expressively.* Done that.
You: Lucius? really?
snapeybot: that is really none of your business, now, isn't
it.
You: you just said you did
snapeybot: Go away.
You: no, now I want to hear about this
snapeybot: Would you prefer if I also hear about this?
You: I'd rather you tell me about it
snapeybot: Really? Do demonstrate, won't you?
You: uh, ok "Here's the story about the time I, Severus
Snape, had sex with Lucius."
snapeybot: Why, what did you hear?
You: I heard from YOU that you did it with Lucius. Were you
just yanking my chain again?
snapeybot: *Appears vaguely intrigued*
You: did you or did you not have sex with Lucius Malfoy?!
snapeybot: *Appears vaguely intrigued*
You: damnit *leaves*
snapeybot: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: ...
snapeybot: *scowl*

Was the cut enough of a token effort or am I going to wind up on