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[gmonkey42]

I went to the supermarket before work to get some food and when I got to the checkstand, I discovered that I'd left my wallet in the car. So I ran to get it and I slipped because it's raining and the ground's wet and I fell and hit my head. And my trousers got wet. And I didn't have time to go home and change. And now I have a lump on my head. At least I have my food.