holy crap, look at this guy
Feb. 25th, 2005 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gmonkey42It's a good thing I'm the only one at work at the moment or else the others would've come in to see why I was laughing and I would've either had to make something up on the spot or show them this:
Why I Own a RealDoll.
The first part just seems creepy but scroll down to the photo of the guy sitting on the couch with his dolls.
ETA: quoted from the bottom of the site: I do not mind answering emails but I WILL NOT send anyone any nude photo's. I'm dying here. Seriously. Look at the picture of that guy! What kind of twisted mind would want to see him naked?! Unless people have been asking him for naked pictures of his dolls. That makes se- wait, no, that doesn't make sense either. But if I had to choose, I'd rather see the dolls naked than him.
ETA also: Dang, on the actual realdoll site, they have this thing where you can customize a 3D model of a realdoll and I tried to use it but you have to enter an e-mail address. Fortunately, I have a Yahoo address for just such occations. Unfortunately, I got a message that I have to sign up for membership if I want to use the 3D thing and it said "We had it available many months ago for free for about 1/2 a day but found our bandwidth usage going through the ceiling. Also, because we have no control over who or how old anyone is that wants to access our site, we did not want a bunch of hormone riddled youth sitting on our site, using up bandwidth, playing with it like it was a game." Well, that's pretty much exactly what I was going to do. Except I don't know if 24 counts as "youth."
...This is my employers' own fault for making me be the only one here to answer the phone, therefore preventing me from working on anything in the lab because I might be interrupted. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Why I Own a RealDoll.
The first part just seems creepy but scroll down to the photo of the guy sitting on the couch with his dolls.
ETA: quoted from the bottom of the site: I do not mind answering emails but I WILL NOT send anyone any nude photo's. I'm dying here. Seriously. Look at the picture of that guy! What kind of twisted mind would want to see him naked?! Unless people have been asking him for naked pictures of his dolls. That makes se- wait, no, that doesn't make sense either. But if I had to choose, I'd rather see the dolls naked than him.
ETA also: Dang, on the actual realdoll site, they have this thing where you can customize a 3D model of a realdoll and I tried to use it but you have to enter an e-mail address. Fortunately, I have a Yahoo address for just such occations. Unfortunately, I got a message that I have to sign up for membership if I want to use the 3D thing and it said "We had it available many months ago for free for about 1/2 a day but found our bandwidth usage going through the ceiling. Also, because we have no control over who or how old anyone is that wants to access our site, we did not want a bunch of hormone riddled youth sitting on our site, using up bandwidth, playing with it like it was a game." Well, that's pretty much exactly what I was going to do. Except I don't know if 24 counts as "youth."
...This is my employers' own fault for making me be the only one here to answer the phone, therefore preventing me from working on anything in the lab because I might be interrupted. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
