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kitty!Snape is chewing on my printer. Just thought you'd like to know.

Edit: she also tries to eat the buttons on my jacket.

Another Edit: I would've added this a little sooner but she was sitting on the mouse pad. I found this, which is funny and totally unrelated to my cat eating things or sitting on things.

A third edit: Before you read what's on the page I linked to and get offended, allow me to explain. It's "50 reasons why LOTR sucks" but they're not valid reasons, like how they tacked on that bit in Two Towers where it looks like Aragorn dies, or the total absence of Tom Bombadil. They're fifty stupid reasons, meant to be humorous. Sort of in the vein of This Is Spinal Tap or a lot of the "news" segments on The Daily Show. If you think these things aren't funny then you would probably not enjoy the page I linked to.

more fun with the make-your-own-Mary-Sue thing

Here's me at work:

Owls don't really crap on my head all that often, but it can be equally annoying.

In case you missed it the first time, you can make your own Mary Sue here.

Edit: and here's this:

Young Snape and James had a duel and Snape tried to hex James but James sort of blocked it so it hit him but it hit Snape too. Or something. I dunno. I'm tired.