Here's me at work:

Owls don't really crap on my head all that often, but it can be equally annoying.
In case you missed it the first time, you can make your own Mary Sue here.
Edit: and here's this:

Young Snape and James had a duel and Snape tried to hex James but James sort of blocked it so it hit him but it hit Snape too. Or something. I dunno. I'm tired.

Owls don't really crap on my head all that often, but it can be equally annoying.
In case you missed it the first time, you can make your own Mary Sue here.
Edit: and here's this:

Young Snape and James had a duel and Snape tried to hex James but James sort of blocked it so it hit him but it hit Snape too. Or something. I dunno. I'm tired.