Once again, stealing ideas from other people's journals

[gmonkey42]

This AOLer translator is ammusing.

2 B OR NOT 2 B - TAHT IS TEH QUESTION!1!11 WHETHER TIS NOBLER IN DA MIND 2 SUFAR TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAGOUS FORTUNA OR TAEK ARMS AGANEST A S3A OF TROUBLES AND BY OPOSNG 3NFD TH3M1!!1! WTF LOL 2 DEI - 2 SLEP - NO MOR3 AND BY A SLEP WE SAY 3ND TEH HAARTACHE AND DA THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS TAHT FLEASH IS HAIR 2!11! TIS A CONSUMATION D3VOUTLY 2 B WISHD111! OMG WTF LOL 2 DEI - 2 SLEP - 2 SLEP PARCHANCE 2 DREM AY THEIR TEH RUB1!!! OMG WTF LOL FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DEATH WUT DREMS MAY COMA WHEN W3 HAEV SHUFL3D OF THIS MORTAL COIL MUST GIEV US PAUS3!1!1! WTF LOL

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