fuck you, "Patty"
Dec. 9th, 2005 01:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gmonkey42Supposedly humorous series of e-mails about planning an office holiday party.
That's right, it's so annoying that everyone isn't a Christian, white, straight, thin, carnivorous, middle-class alcohol-drinker. I feel so sorry for the Patties of the world who are forced to accommodate the basic human dignity of deviants like me in the workplace. It's so very important to have your little let's-get-drunk-and-commit-sexual-harassment Office Christmas Parties instead of, I don't know, actually GETTING SOME WORK DONE.
"War on Christmas?" Fuckin' sign me up.
That's right, it's so annoying that everyone isn't a Christian, white, straight, thin, carnivorous, middle-class alcohol-drinker. I feel so sorry for the Patties of the world who are forced to accommodate the basic human dignity of deviants like me in the workplace. It's so very important to have your little let's-get-drunk-and-commit-sexual-harassment Office Christmas Parties instead of, I don't know, actually GETTING SOME WORK DONE.
"War on Christmas?" Fuckin' sign me up.
