I am going to kick Zach Braff in the balls

[gmonkey42]

...for the huge, steaming, hour-and-a-half long pile of turds that is Garden State. Good lord, how could anyone think that was a good movie? I can't believe that was on my list of movies that I ought to watch because I got the impression that people with good taste liked them. What the hell, man? First of all, I hate Katie Holmes Keira Knightly Natalie Portman so that's one strike right there. Strike two is the so beyond done to death that it's been reanimated then done to death again pairing of the emotionally disconnected male and the spunky, spazzy female who changes his life while getting no discernible benefit from him. I only sat through Sweet November to see Jason Isaacs in drag. Garden State's total lack of hot British men in drag means it ranks, sadly, below Sweet November in the pantheon of shitty movies and that's saying something. Speaking of British men, what the hell was Ian Holm doing there? Seriously.

Yeah, right square in the balls.