Anagrams!

[gmonkey42]

butter_mint posted this brainteaser and I like it so I'm yoinking it.

The following sentences can be completed by adding words that are anagrams of each other:

1. If you prick your finger while picking a ____, it may be very ____.

2. If you take a ____ at the Mad Hatter's party, you still may not get a sip of his ____.

3. If you need some stamps, then you must ____ by the ____ office.

4. If you eat a whole ____ of a wedding cake, you may develop a spare ____ around your middle.

5. If you have a ____ with your friend, you should forgive them and focus on the future, not on the ____.

The Answers:
1. fight with someone/hoh's tit mowing fee
2. clever ear/Everclear
3. steal them/last theme
4. truckload/UK cat lord
5. deathmatch/[fact that you] cheat'd tham

Man, those were hard.