gmonkey42

Download the latest Snapecast and go to 1:13:55. That's me, from Prophecy! With my awesome theory that conclusively disproves the existence of Snevans.

Unless the pining-for-someone-causes-loss-of-magic-ability thing only happens to women. In which case the HP universe is just sexist and I don't like it and I'll have to make up my own Snape universe. Where there's no Snevans.

Sorry, Snevans shippers.

Transcript:

Alright, I'm gmonkey42 and I thought of a theory last night: Snape did not experience the loss of magic effect that seems to result from unrequited love, as we've seen with Merope Gaunt and with Tonks. Therefore, 'cause I don't like Snevans, so I think maybe that's evidence that he wasn't romantically in love with her, that it was just friendship love.

I think that was pretty grammatically coherent for someone who hasn't had breakfast yet.

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