gmonkey42

It's really good. First, take 2 cloves or so of garlic and wrap em in foil then bake at 250 for about 45 minutes. Then melt a slice of butter in a little bowl and add the garlic and a little olive oil and mash it all up. Spread this on a slice of wheat bread and put over that some vegetarian turkey-style slices. (Or, I guess, real turkey, if you eat that stuff.) Put some Swiss cheese on the other piece of bread and grill em till the cheese is all nice and melty. Then get some of those Claussen pickles that are sliced lengthwise into strips and put them on the sandwich and you're done!

(And if that doesn't give you sufficiently bad breath, you can try adding onions.)

So there's my dinner. I think I'll have a salad too. 'Cause pickle slices aren't exactly a serving of vegetables.