Friday afternoon meme-age
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gmonkey42In my defense, my co-workers spent about half an hour looking at Something Awful.
So here you go.
Seven deadly sins meme:
ANGER---
1. Who did you last get angry with? my mum
2. What is your weapon of choice? the dreaded hook kick-roundhouse kick combo. gets 'em every time.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? if they provoke me enough
4. How about of the same sex? same as above
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? ...my mum
6. What is your pet peeve? stupid people
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? it depends. Generally, let them go.
SLOTH—
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you don't do? the dishes
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? maybe around 11:00AM. I can't sleep well when it's light out.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: probably someone who sent me an e-mail and I forgot to reply. If it's you then sorry!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I have allergies
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? no. Yikes. There are better ways to waste time than that.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Saturday. And I plan to go to the same cardio kickboxing class tomorrow. That's not too bad.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? one but only because the bugger's impossible to turn off with one hand. So I hit the snooze button to shut it up then immediately get up and turn it off.
GLUTTONY—
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Orange Dream Machine. Is Jamba Juice a yuppie beverage? If it has to be a coffee house type thing then chai tea latté.
2. Meat eaters: dark meat or light meat? N/A
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I never have more than one drink.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Physically, no. Emotionally... don't get me started.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? all of the above, preferably all at the same time. As long as it's not too spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and Thought,"LUNCH"? ...sometimes. When I was really hungry.
LUST---
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? off the top of my head, I can think of three.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? same three.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? has anyone not?
4. Have you "done it"? I suppose masturbation doesn't count... then no.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? it depends on the gender. males: shoulders, chest. females: ...pretty much everything. And hair on both.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? um, I think a better question would be 'have you ever even met a prostitute?' No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope.
GREED---
1. How many credit cards do you own? one
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? does Jamba Juice count? If not that then Target.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? invest it. If I were older and more experienced in the industry then I'd drum up some more capital and start my own company.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich. You can buy fame. Look at those Hilton bints.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? It depends how boring and how much money. It'd have to be a crapload of money. And not too boring. Come to think of it, I'd rather have a fun job and get paid a lot.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? technically, I guess I've taken pens and whatnot, without really intending to steal. But not deliberately.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? maybe 50.
PRIDE---
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? got my degree, I guess. That's the first thing that comes to mind.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? my parents aren't proud of me.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? do good work, be recognized for my contribution and be financially comfortable. Yes, that all counts as one thing. Also get a pirate ship.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? all the freaking time.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no. I don't do contests so much.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? a little
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? nothing. I guess I'd better get off my ass and do something.
ENVY—
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I can't think of anything much. Maybe my brother's Playstation2. But it doesn't really matter because he's cool and he lets me play DDR just about whenever I want.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? no one. I hate that show.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Alan Rickman. Ha ha! I'd just lock myself in my room... you get the idea.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? never had the opportunity
5. Have you wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes, definitely.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? good skin.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Greed. Not in other people, just in myself.
and the countdown meme:
Ten bands you've been listening to a lot lately:
Unfortunately, a lot of these are sucky bands I only listened to because I kept turning on MTV and VH1 in the morning, until I figured out today that I should just listen to CDs. So the first two are good but the rest weren't really by choice.
1) Weezer
2) U2
3) Evanescence (starting to get crappy)
4) Britney Spears *cries*
5) Eminem (is that even how you spell it?) and D12
6) some other rappers where I didn't really pay attention.
7) I actually resorted to switching to CMT and they were playing Toby Keith but I changed the channel.
8) this possibly even more obnoxious country singer whose video implied that if you get an abortion, you'll go to Hell.
9) commercials
10) sweet, blissful silence
Nine things you're looking forward to:
1) going home
2) having pasta for dinner. mmm, tomatoes
3) going to cardio kickboxing tomorrow
4) moving into my new place some time this month
5) starting my new job next month
6) PoA!
7) when my new job moves to the Bay Area later this year
8) when the new company I'm about to work for has its IPO or gets bought by a bigger company and we all get rich
9) I haven't really planned any further ahead than that. Retirement, I guess.
Eight things you like to wear:
1) my black boots
2) my black jeans
3) my white shirt that has these ruffle things on the front, a bit like a tuxedo shirt
(I am wearing all of the above right now)
4) my black sleeveless ribbed turtleneck
5) my dark blue jeans, if I put them in the dryer and shrink them till they fit
6) my awesome dark blue denim trenchcoat
7) my black trenchcoat
8) my denim jacket
(I actually wear other colors besides black and blue. But apparently I don't like it as much.)
Seven things that annoy you:
1) stupid people
2) conservatives
3) when my parents treat me as if I'm still a kid and they have to tell me what to do
4) when my PCR doesn't work for no reason and I have to do it over and it looks like I screwed up but it really wasn't my fault!
5) those stickers on cars of Calvin pissing on things. Especially when he's pissing on "PETA."
6) TV shows designed to make me feel bad about myself yet somehow they make me watch them anyway.
7) that restaurant where I had lunch where the food's pretty good but the waitresses can never find you. So they're going "Jill? Jill?" and wandering off to the other end of the room and I'm waving my arms in the air going "HERE! OVER HERE! JILL!" And then they're all "there are two Jills. Are you the squash soup?" and they're standing there holding a big bowl of squash soup and I can SEE that it's squash soup and I wouldn't be calling them over if it weren't my order. Not that that happened today or anything.
Six things you say almost everyday:
1) cool
2) crap
3) sucks
4) PCR
5) dude
6) Jamba Juice
Five things you do everyday:
1) get bitten by the cat
2) try not to pick at my skin
3) think of something I want then think of how it's too expensive
4) turn on the TV and be disgusted
5) feel guilty about something
...damn, that's depressing.
Four people you want to spend more time with:
1) Nicole
2) Brian
3) Jason
4) Jackie
Three movies you could watch over and over again:
1) Galaxy Quest
2) RH:PoT
3) Indiana Jones movies
Two of your favorite songs at the moment:
1) With or Without You - U2
2) something that isn't Britney Spears, rap or country
One person you could spend the rest of your life with: me, I hope.
So here you go.
Seven deadly sins meme:
ANGER---
1. Who did you last get angry with? my mum
2. What is your weapon of choice? the dreaded hook kick-roundhouse kick combo. gets 'em every time.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? if they provoke me enough
4. How about of the same sex? same as above
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? ...my mum
6. What is your pet peeve? stupid people
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? it depends. Generally, let them go.
SLOTH—
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you don't do? the dishes
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? maybe around 11:00AM. I can't sleep well when it's light out.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: probably someone who sent me an e-mail and I forgot to reply. If it's you then sorry!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I have allergies
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? no. Yikes. There are better ways to waste time than that.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Saturday. And I plan to go to the same cardio kickboxing class tomorrow. That's not too bad.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? one but only because the bugger's impossible to turn off with one hand. So I hit the snooze button to shut it up then immediately get up and turn it off.
GLUTTONY—
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Orange Dream Machine. Is Jamba Juice a yuppie beverage? If it has to be a coffee house type thing then chai tea latté.
2. Meat eaters: dark meat or light meat? N/A
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I never have more than one drink.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Physically, no. Emotionally... don't get me started.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? all of the above, preferably all at the same time. As long as it's not too spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and Thought,"LUNCH"? ...sometimes. When I was really hungry.
LUST---
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? off the top of my head, I can think of three.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? same three.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? has anyone not?
4. Have you "done it"? I suppose masturbation doesn't count... then no.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? it depends on the gender. males: shoulders, chest. females: ...pretty much everything. And hair on both.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? um, I think a better question would be 'have you ever even met a prostitute?' No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope.
GREED---
1. How many credit cards do you own? one
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? does Jamba Juice count? If not that then Target.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? invest it. If I were older and more experienced in the industry then I'd drum up some more capital and start my own company.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich. You can buy fame. Look at those Hilton bints.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? It depends how boring and how much money. It'd have to be a crapload of money. And not too boring. Come to think of it, I'd rather have a fun job and get paid a lot.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? technically, I guess I've taken pens and whatnot, without really intending to steal. But not deliberately.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? maybe 50.
PRIDE---
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? got my degree, I guess. That's the first thing that comes to mind.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? my parents aren't proud of me.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? do good work, be recognized for my contribution and be financially comfortable. Yes, that all counts as one thing. Also get a pirate ship.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? all the freaking time.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no. I don't do contests so much.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? a little
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? nothing. I guess I'd better get off my ass and do something.
ENVY—
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I can't think of anything much. Maybe my brother's Playstation2. But it doesn't really matter because he's cool and he lets me play DDR just about whenever I want.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? no one. I hate that show.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Alan Rickman. Ha ha! I'd just lock myself in my room... you get the idea.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? never had the opportunity
5. Have you wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes, definitely.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? good skin.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Greed. Not in other people, just in myself.
and the countdown meme:
Ten bands you've been listening to a lot lately:
Unfortunately, a lot of these are sucky bands I only listened to because I kept turning on MTV and VH1 in the morning, until I figured out today that I should just listen to CDs. So the first two are good but the rest weren't really by choice.
1) Weezer
2) U2
3) Evanescence (starting to get crappy)
4) Britney Spears *cries*
5) Eminem (is that even how you spell it?) and D12
6) some other rappers where I didn't really pay attention.
7) I actually resorted to switching to CMT and they were playing Toby Keith but I changed the channel.
8) this possibly even more obnoxious country singer whose video implied that if you get an abortion, you'll go to Hell.
9) commercials
10) sweet, blissful silence
Nine things you're looking forward to:
1) going home
2) having pasta for dinner. mmm, tomatoes
3) going to cardio kickboxing tomorrow
4) moving into my new place some time this month
5) starting my new job next month
6) PoA!
7) when my new job moves to the Bay Area later this year
8) when the new company I'm about to work for has its IPO or gets bought by a bigger company and we all get rich
9) I haven't really planned any further ahead than that. Retirement, I guess.
Eight things you like to wear:
1) my black boots
2) my black jeans
3) my white shirt that has these ruffle things on the front, a bit like a tuxedo shirt
(I am wearing all of the above right now)
4) my black sleeveless ribbed turtleneck
5) my dark blue jeans, if I put them in the dryer and shrink them till they fit
6) my awesome dark blue denim trenchcoat
7) my black trenchcoat
8) my denim jacket
(I actually wear other colors besides black and blue. But apparently I don't like it as much.)
Seven things that annoy you:
1) stupid people
2) conservatives
3) when my parents treat me as if I'm still a kid and they have to tell me what to do
4) when my PCR doesn't work for no reason and I have to do it over and it looks like I screwed up but it really wasn't my fault!
5) those stickers on cars of Calvin pissing on things. Especially when he's pissing on "PETA."
6) TV shows designed to make me feel bad about myself yet somehow they make me watch them anyway.
7) that restaurant where I had lunch where the food's pretty good but the waitresses can never find you. So they're going "Jill? Jill?" and wandering off to the other end of the room and I'm waving my arms in the air going "HERE! OVER HERE! JILL!" And then they're all "there are two Jills. Are you the squash soup?" and they're standing there holding a big bowl of squash soup and I can SEE that it's squash soup and I wouldn't be calling them over if it weren't my order. Not that that happened today or anything.
Six things you say almost everyday:
1) cool
2) crap
3) sucks
4) PCR
5) dude
6) Jamba Juice
Five things you do everyday:
1) get bitten by the cat
2) try not to pick at my skin
3) think of something I want then think of how it's too expensive
4) turn on the TV and be disgusted
5) feel guilty about something
...damn, that's depressing.
Four people you want to spend more time with:
1) Nicole
2) Brian
3) Jason
4) Jackie
Three movies you could watch over and over again:
1) Galaxy Quest
2) RH:PoT
3) Indiana Jones movies
Two of your favorite songs at the moment:
1) With or Without You - U2
2) something that isn't Britney Spears, rap or country
One person you could spend the rest of your life with: me, I hope.
