this kicks so much ass
Apr. 22nd, 2004 02:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gmonkey42Snape teaching DADA.
It really is a slide projector! Snape was so totally an AV nerd in school. McGonagall'd be all "who wants to run the slide projector?" and Snape would get all excited and raise his hand like Hermione and the Gryffindors would laugh at him. And now he gets to run it whenever he wants. Except there isn't a lot you can do with slides in a Potions class. What's he gonna do? Show them a picture of a cauldron? That's really why he wants to teach DADA. For the slides.
Looks like an ancient Egyptian picture on the projector. Of somebody fighting a werewolf. Or Anubis. Probably a werewolf. That's pretty funny: "Killing Werewolves Through the Ages."
Maybe he'll talk about ancient Greece. And Draco'll be all trying to catch his eye. And Snape will cruelly ignore him. And finally at the end of the lecture, Draco will flounce out of there all in a huff, and Crabbe and Goyle, being so dense, won't get why and they'll be all asking him what's the matter and he's just sulking and won't talk to them.
And woah, check out the scars! The cane is definitely because of him being injured when he was bitten. I never pictured him with any visible wounds from it. That's pretty badass. But GOD, HOW I HATE THAT MUSTACHE! There can be no doubt now. It is a horrible mustache; one that can't be compensated for even by badass scars.
It really is a slide projector! Snape was so totally an AV nerd in school. McGonagall'd be all "who wants to run the slide projector?" and Snape would get all excited and raise his hand like Hermione and the Gryffindors would laugh at him. And now he gets to run it whenever he wants. Except there isn't a lot you can do with slides in a Potions class. What's he gonna do? Show them a picture of a cauldron? That's really why he wants to teach DADA. For the slides.
Looks like an ancient Egyptian picture on the projector. Of somebody fighting a werewolf. Or Anubis. Probably a werewolf. That's pretty funny: "Killing Werewolves Through the Ages."
Maybe he'll talk about ancient Greece. And Draco'll be all trying to catch his eye. And Snape will cruelly ignore him. And finally at the end of the lecture, Draco will flounce out of there all in a huff, and Crabbe and Goyle, being so dense, won't get why and they'll be all asking him what's the matter and he's just sulking and won't talk to them.
And woah, check out the scars! The cane is definitely because of him being injured when he was bitten. I never pictured him with any visible wounds from it. That's pretty badass. But GOD, HOW I HATE THAT MUSTACHE! There can be no doubt now. It is a horrible mustache; one that can't be compensated for even by badass scars.
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