I am not a douche and here is a really douchey picture of me to prove it!

[gmonkey42]

As seen on Shakesville.

Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild is declared Douche of the Decade by Gawker and he responds by not only threatening to sue in a poorly-worded e-mail but also by sending the editor this photo:



I admit that is fairly douchey but I think we can do better:



Come on Joe, reach for the stars!